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1. Nikoli zares ne odrastemo, samo nau\u010dimo se obna\u0161ati v javnosti.<\/p>\n

2. \u010ce mi govori\u0161 za hrbtom, pomeni, da si v dobrem polo\u017eaju, da me ku\u0161ne\u0161<\/em> na rit.<\/p>\n

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3. Zobna mi\u0161ka nas v bistvu u\u010di, naj prodajamo dele telesa.<\/p>\n

4. Draga tekila. Dogovorjena sva bila, da bom bolj seksi, pametnej\u0161i in dober plesalec. Pravkar sem videl posnetek. Mislim, da se morava pogovoriti!<\/p>\n

5. Dobra stvar pri Alzheimerjevi je ta, da lahko sam sebi skrije\u0161 velikono\u010dna jaj\u010dka.<\/p>\n

6. Imeti prostor za kadilce, je kot bi imel v bazenu prostor za lulanje.<\/p>\n

7. Znanstveno je dokazano, da je \u017eenska zadovoljna \u017ee z dol\u017eino 8,5 cm. Vseeno pa je, ali je Visa ali Mastercard.<\/p>\n

8. Vseeno je, ali je kozarec pol poln, ali pol prazen. Va\u017eno, da je prostor za vodko.<\/p>\n

9. \u017divimo v \u010dasu, kjer dobi\u0161 pico prej na dom, kot pa, \u010de kli\u010de\u0161 policijo.<\/p>\n

10. Bog je ustvaril nebesa in zemljo. Ostalo je “Made in China”.<\/p>\n

11. \u010ce bi \u017eenske vladale svetu, ne bi bilo vojn. Samo kup ljubosumnih dr\u017eav, ki se ne bi pogovarjale med seboj.<\/p>\n

12. Pospravljeno stanovanje je znak, da se je pokvaril ra\u010dunalnik.<\/p>\n

13. Otroci na zadnjih sede\u017eih povzro\u010dajo nesre\u010de. Nesre\u010de na zadnjih sede\u017eih povzro\u010dajo otroke.<\/p>\n

14. Dragi bog. \u010ce nam vrne\u0161 Biggija in 2Paca, lahko vzame\u0161 Miley in Bieberja.<\/p>\n

15. Zanima me, zakaj ni Noe pobil komarjev, dokler sta bila samo dva?<\/p>\n

16. Pepelka je pravi dokaz, da ti \u010devlji lahko spremenijo \u017eivljenje.<\/p>\n

17. Seks vpliva na lepoto, tako da, je**te se!<\/p>\n

18. Raje Durex, kot Pampers.<\/p>\n

19. Nimam denarja, nimam slu\u017ebe, nimam punce… Nimam problemov.<\/p>\n

20 Legalizirajte drogo. Pocrkali bomo od alkohola!<\/p>\n

21. Mislim, torej obstajam. Ali vsi, ki obstajajo mislijo?<\/p>\n

22. Optimist – oseba, ki za\u010dne re\u0161evati kri\u017eanko s kulijem.<\/p>\n

23. Jaz sem rojen tak\u0161en, kaj je pa tvoj izgovor?<\/p>\n

24. Ne pij, da bi jo pozabil, na koncu jo bo\u0161 videl dvojno.<\/p>\n

25.\u00a0Bolj ko spoznavam ljudi, raje imam pse.<\/p>\n

26. Mogo\u010de je pitje na\u0161a slaba navada, ampak smo zagotovo videli dvakrat ve\u010d kot vi!<\/p>\n

27. S fitnesom vedno za\u010dnem na isti dan. Jutri!<\/p>\n

28. \u010ce bo 2014 konec sveta, zakaj potem pi\u0161e na pa\u0161teti rok trajanja do 2016?<\/p>\n

29. Zgleda, da bog obo\u017euje neumne. Zato jih je pa ustvaril toliko.<\/p>\n

30. Ne sodi knjige po filmu.<\/p>\n

31. Ne igraj se z \u017eenskim srcem, ker je samo eno. Igraj se raje z dojkama, sta dve!<\/p>\n

32. \u010ce bi obstajala Nobelova nagrada za \u0161oping, bi \u017eena vedela, kje se jo da kupiti.<\/p>\n

33. Moje \u017eivljenje je kot Wimbeldon, samo trava in bele \u010drte.<\/p>\n

34. Prijatelji so zato, \u010de ima\u0161 slab dan, gre\u0161 in ga pokvari\u0161 \u0161e njim.<\/p>\n

35. Kaj re\u010de hlebec kruha pici? -Kje si kurba nali\u0161pana!<\/p>\n

36. Prodam hi\u0161o s pogledom v prihodnost. \u0160IFRA: Zraven pokopali\u0161\u010da<\/p>\n

37. Ta\u0161\u010da je kot vegeta, v vse se me\u0161a.<\/p>\n

38. Nekatere \u017eenske trdijo, da so vsi mo\u0161ki enaki. Ali ni to malo preve\u010d izku\u0161enj?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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